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TopFive.com
In a world where "five" meant "20"...
May 9, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Gossip site TMZ.com somehow found itself in
possession of a telephone message Alec Baldwin
left for his 11-year-old daughter, in which he
calls her a "rude, thoughtless little pig" for
not answering a pre-arranged telephone call.

Hear here!

Alec reportedly tried to leave the hit show "30 Rock,"
but the producers convinced him to stay. TopFive thinks
they should give Alec's character his very own series...


The Top 20 "30 Rock" Spinoffs Starring Alec Baldwin


  1. King of Screams

  2. Brawl in the Family

  3. Star Wreck

  4. Make Room for Daddy's Ego

  5. A*S*S*

  6. Ranting With the Stars

  7. I Scream at Teenie

  8. My Ex-Wife and Pig

  9. Angrymaniacs

  10. How I Decked Your Mother

  11. Lost It

  12. You're a Thoughtless Pig, Charlie Brown!

  13. That's So Ravin'

  14. Tirading Spouses

  15. Pa & Restraining Order

  16. The A-Hole

  17. 8 Simple Rules for Berating My Pre-Teen Daughter

  18. Ugly, Petty

  19. Father Knows Best, You Ungrateful Little Shit

    and the Number 1 "30 Rock" Spinoffs Starring Alec Baldwin...

  20. Louse



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Selected from 111 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1 (13th #1)
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 3, 12
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4, 19
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 5
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 6, 7
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 6
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 9 Website
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 10
  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 11 (Rookie!)
  • Clark McKnight, Studio City, CA -- 13
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 14, Banner Tag
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 15
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 16
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 16
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 17 Website
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 18 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 20
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Spencer Davis Group, Birmingham, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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