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Now Y2K Compliant!
January 4, 1999
The Top 9 Ways to Prepare for the Millennium Bug
- Sell stock in Microsoft and AOL, invest everything in shotguns and bottled water.
- Move your computer's clock ahead now to test for compa ^^^ NO CARRIER
- Start writing an exquisitely obscene job-resignation letter.
- Stockpile semen to repopulate Earth in case post-Apocalypse chicks still won't have sex with you.
- Open checking accounts in dozens of different banks with no more than $20 in each, and wait for a windfall.
- Convert to Judaism, then begin worrying about the Y10K bug.
- Party like its 1899
- Discard toasters made before 1995 because nobody likes bread toasted for 2 minutes and 100 years.
and the Number 1 Way to Prepare for the Millennium Bug...
- Send Schwarzenegger back in time to bitch slap those lazy COBOL engineers.
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Selected from 90 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 1, 4 (13th #1)
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 2, 3 Email
- Neil Schwartzman, Montreal, Quebec -- 4, 8 Email
- Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 5
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 5 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kate McClare, Ft. Lauderdale, FL -- 7
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 9 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Website
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Banner Tag
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Artist, Minneapolis, MN (who else?) -- Ambience
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