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Not Sold In Any Stores!
January 6, 1999
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Those of you who have been concentrating on news
that focuses on the sex life of American politicians
might be interested in learning that a new currency has
been introduced throughout Europe -- the Euro.
The Top 9 Surprises Regarding the Euro
- Can only be used to buy bad disco CDs and his & her matching track suits.
- Radical economic change dramatically affecting all of Europe actually noticed by the American press, despite it lacking the suffix "-gate."
- When you tilt the 20E bill, Hitler winks.
- Greek sandwich company sues over the more than coincidental naming of the new currency.
- Proclaimed by Bill Gates as "much softer than the dollar for ass-wiping."
- Pressure from France and Germany results in pictures of David Hasselhoff on the 50E bill and Jerry Lewis on the 100E.
- Using pay toilets now referred to as "Euro-Peein'."
- The Swiss refuse to be swayed, choosing to remain on the gold tooth standard.
and the Number 1 Surprise Regarding the Euro...
- A different Spice Girl in each corner!
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Selected from 112 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 1, Topic (5th #1) Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 4, Honorable Mention Email / Website
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 4 Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 4, 9 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Email / Website
- Steve Maybo, Carlsbad, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 7
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 7 Email
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 8
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email
- Gloria Monti, New York, NY -- Birthday Girl! Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Eurythmics, London, England -- Ambience
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