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Brace yourself -- these jokes could go all night.
January 7, 1999
The Top 9 Signs Your Radio Doctor Flunked Medical School
- You explain the rustling sound in the background as you going into your little black bag. The truth -- brown paper bag and a Mad Dog 20/20.
- Photographic evidence of her home gynecological exam is all over the Internet.
- "Bilirubin? Didn't he sing with the Beatles???"
- He backs up all his pharmacological advice with references to Cheech & Chong.
- Most recommended cures involve chants, candles and fresh chicken blood.
- After administering medicine she asks, "Did I say that was oral or anal?"
- Tries to use the show to plug his panacea, "Crackicillin."
- She has just introduced a new line of home colonoscopy and prostate surgery kits.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Radio Doctor Flunked Medical School...
- He insists that your heart bypass operation will go well as long as the surgeon doesn't trigger the red nose light and buzzer.
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Selected from 95 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 1 (3rd #1) Email
- Alan Wagner, Pittsburg, KS -- 2
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 3 Email
- Rich Taylor, Arlington, VA -- 4 Email
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 5 Email
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 6
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 8 Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- Banner Tag
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- Guest Moderator Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Robert Palmer, Yorkshire, England -- Ambience
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