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January 8, 1999
The Top 9 Signs You're Dating a Psychology Major
- You awake in the middle of the night to a tape repeating "this time it's true love."
- You get an electric shock every time you leave the toilet seat up.
- Everything she says sound interesting but has no practical value.
- A trip to any fast food joint always results in ketchup-and-napkin Rorschach tests.
- After you fall down the stairs, she asks "How does that make you feel?"
- Instead of a goodnight kiss, she leaves you with "Looks like our time's about up".
- Win one lousy game of Nintendo and suddenly you're a manic bipolar schizophrenic with blatant passive-aggressive tendencies.
- During arguments calmly says, "What I hear is that you can't stand my overly rational, Spock-like approach, and that you feel I should have the stick extracted from my ass. Is that correct?"
and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Psychology Major...
- You're rewarded with a peanut everytime you correctly hit the G spot.
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- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 7, Runner Up list name Email
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- Lisa Oliver, London, England -- Guest Moderator Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Talking Heads, New York, NY -- Ambience
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