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Where the World Gets Its News!
January 13, 1999
The Top 9 Signs Your Significant
Other is an Agent Of Satan
(Part I)
- Constantly doing aerobics to "Sweatin' To The Eternal Fires of Damnation" video.
- His two big accomplishments of 1998? Signing John Tesh to a 6-record contract and green-lighting 3 Adam Sandler films.
- C'mon -- do you really think *God* would find a partner for a loser like you?
- Brimstone and fire and the smell of sulfur every night, even when he hasn't had Taco Bell.
- You: Gorgeous Blond Supermodel Him: Geeky Dark-Haired Purveyor of Card Tricks
- Has never once had to reboot his Windows 98 system.
- Claims she got that "Roast Suckling Child" recipe by watching Martha Stewart.
- Lovemaking always results in charred genitalia.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Significant Other is an Agent Of Satan...
- Uses a toaster to keep the bathwater hot.
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Selected from 102 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (18th #1) Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2, 7 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 6, 8 Email
- Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA -- 8 Email
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 8 Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic Email
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- Banner Tag
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Robert Johnson, Hazlehurst, MS -- Ambience
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