The Official Humor List of the Cuban National Joke Team
January 14, 1999
The Top 9 Signs Your Significant
Other is an Agent Of Satan
(Part II)
- You say, "I'd sell my soul for a good bagel in this town"; she pulls out a receipt pad.
- Within months of your ski "accident" she takes your congressional seat, impeaches the president and starts dating a country western drummer.
- Who cares? She does things with a cigar that'll make you want to bomb Iraq!
- Her nickname for you? Beelzebuns.
- Despite his 5 pack a day habit, he's been using the same Bic lighter for 22 years.
- Don't be naive, Hillary -- just look at those approval ratings!
- The head rotating, the screaming and cursing, the pea soup vomit... and it's not even PMS time.
- While playing Go Fish, she asks, "Got any souls?"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Significant Other is an Agent Of Satan...
- Steadfastly refuses to unbundle his browser from his operating system.
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Selected from 102 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (9th #1) Email
- Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 2 Email / Website
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 5 Email
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 6
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 7
- Rich Taylor, Arlington, VA -- 8 Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 9
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag, Topic Email
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Van Halen, Orange County, CA -- Ambience
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