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January 21, 1999

The Top 11 Republican Euphemisms
for Impeaching the President


    1. Stain Removal

    2. Burning a Bridge to the 21st Century

    3. Late Term Abortion

    4. POTUS Interruptus

    5. Pre-losing the 2000 Elections, For Your Voting Convenience

    6. Election '96 -- The Recount

    7. Doing What the American People Would Want if They All Weren't So Damn Stupid

    8. Letting Al Drive the Bus

    9. Popping the First Zit

    10. Taking a Little Off the Top

      and the Number 1 Republican Euphemism for Impeaching the President...

    11. Cutting the Big Cheese



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Selected from 127 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA -- 1 (4th #1) Email
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 2 Email
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 4 Email
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, Honorable Mention lis Email / Website
  • Josh Robertson, Bronx, NY -- 6
  • LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 8
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9 Email
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 10
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 11
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 11 Email
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 11 Email
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- Topic
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- Banner Tag Email
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Chicago, IL -- Ambience

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