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January 22, 1999

The Top 9 Worst Jobs in America


    1. Laxative tester

    2. Photographer for the "Miss Nude Octogenarian" pageant

    3. Internet spelling/grammar corrector

    4. Certified Pubic Accountant

    5. Oh, come on, people! Let's just say it: *any* job in the White House if you're wearing a skirt. And that includes the poor bagpipe players.

    6. Depends Undergarment Maximum Load Tester

    7. Jessie Ventura's press secretary

    8. Restroom attendant at the Texas Chili Competition

      and the Number 1 Worst Job in America...

    9. "NYPD Blue" Makeup Specialist, Ass Division



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Selected from 103 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, Runner Up list name (16th #1) Email / Website
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 2, 4 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 4 Email
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 5
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 6 Email / Website
  • Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 7 Email / Website
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 8, 9 Email
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- Topic
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Busboys, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience

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