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April 10, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
In the past year, Paris Hilton, Russell Crowe and
now Naomi Campbell have been involved in scandals
having to do with their cell phones. And guess what?
The TopFive investigative team has uncovered a few
more such instances you might not have heard about.
The Top 16 Celebrity Cell Phone Scandals
- Tom Cruise: Has three different psychotherapists plus a pharmacist on speed dial.
- Barry Bonds: Found enhancing the size of his steroid-shrunken package by stuffing his cell phone in his jockstrap.
- Howard Stern: Taped conversations show him to be a perfect gentleman.
- Sean Penn: Punched a photographer, then shoved a cell phone up his ass.
- Beethoven: Hoarded rollover minutes.
- Angelina Jolie: Numerous sexually explicit phone calls to a certain TopFive contributor.
- Gary Coleman: Verbally abused salesperson for refusing to issue a refund on his phone because he had already eaten all the candy inside.
- George Michael: Let's just say it involved the "vibrate" mode and an emergency room.
- Paula Abdul: Caught texting votes for her pet "Idol" contestants during the show -- with her aroused nipples.
- Bill Frist: His phone plays "The Immigrant Song."
- Jerry Falwell: His cell phone number spells out BIG-BOOBIES.
- Verizon guy: Caught in bed with Catherine Zeta-Jones after hotel staff alerted by shouts of "Can you hear me NOW, Baby?!?"
- Roseanne: Someone hacked into her picture phone and erased the nude photos.
- Courtney Love: Her voicemail recording says, "Hi, I'm too wasted to come to the phone. Please leave a message at the sound of my barfing. Thanks and have a nice day... RALPH."
- Liza Minnelli: Talks into her flask and sucks on her cellphone.
and the Number 1 Celebrity Cell Phone Scandal...
- George W. Bush: Confused his speed dial buttons while ordering pizza, resulting in 20,000 Marines invading a convent in Oxnard.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.
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Selected from 79 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (18th #1)
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2, 4
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 3
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
- Gretchen Stille, Brookfield, IL -- 6
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 8 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 9
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 10, 14 Website / Hall of Famer
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 11
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 15, 16
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 16 Website
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Victor Wooten, Hampton, VA -- Ambience (explanation)
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