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Toy Surprise Inside!
September 30, 1998
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Spike Jones, today's guest moderator, has been wasting his time
as a Top5 contributor since July, 1994. A professional Webmaster
he divides his time between devouring pop culture and honing his
skills as a substitute game show host.
The Top 11 Signs Your Roommate is Stuck in the '80s
- She's still dressing up like Cyndi Lauper, only now people think she's Mimi from the Drew Carey show.
- He's more self absorbed than the entire cast of Seinfeld.
- Every time they borrow a sweatshirt from your closet, they return it with the neckline all ripped out.
- His part-time job? Teaching the "Uptown Girl" dance class at Arthur Murray.
- *Still* spends Friday nights dialing 867-5309 and asking for Jenny.
- Your explanation to the police: After 1000 times, "Gag me with a spoon" sounded like a request.
- He's wondering why there's no Apple IIe version of Microsoft Word.
- Defensively says "They're not oldies; it's called classic rock!"
- Can't understand why Blondie wasn't at the Lilith Fair
- Your name happens to be "Mickey," and HE WON'T QUIT SINGING THE DAMN SONG.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Roommate is Stuck in the '80s...
- Upon hearing the name "Lewinsky," declares, "I don't care what those damn reporters say. Huey Lewinsky and the News do *not* blow."
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Selected from 122 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (2nd #1)
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 2
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3, 10 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Andy Wagner, Madison, WI -- 5
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 6 Email
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 7
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8 Email / Website
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 9
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 11, guest moderator Email / Website
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- Topic
- Christopher Johnson, Miami, FL -- Topic
- Brian Auten, whereabouts unknown -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Amsterdam, Holland -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- "Upstairs at Eric's" by Yaz -- Ambience
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