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October 7, 1998
Top 14 Sports Phrases Used During the Sex Championships
- "It's gonna take a minute for him to reload the chamber."
- "He's gonna land in the Penalty Box for hooking."
- "She's going for a new record in the clean and jerk."
- "Looks like he been spending too much time "choking the coach.""
- "He appeared to come out of nowhere."
- "And there's the two-minute warning!"
- "Now he's got three balls on 'im."
- "Ooh -- that's gonna leave a mark!"
- "Now they're gonna go man-to-man."
- "Time out while he dons the protective gear."
- "Unbelievable! Cox has gone to the mound eleven times tonight. That's gotta be a record!"
- "Looks like he's a couple of inches short."
- "They're bringing out the chains."
and the Number 1 Sports Phrase Used During the Sex Championships...
- "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!! GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!! GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!"
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Selected from 129 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (11th #1)
- Tom Louderback, Boston, MA -- 1 (1st #1!) Email
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (3rd #1) Email / Website
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 1 (4th #1)
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 1 (7th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA -- 1, Topic (12th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 2 Email / Website
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- 3, 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 4 Email
- Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 5
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 7 Email / Website
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 9
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Lisa Oliver, London, England -- 10 Email
- Michelle Burke, San Francisco, CA -- 11
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 12 Email
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 13
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 14 Email
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Hootie & the Blowfish, Atlanta, GA -- Ambience
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