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October 8, 1998
The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names
- Willie "White Shoes After Labor Day" Lumpkin
- Charlie "Sittin' in First Class and Cheerful as Hell" Pickett
- Al "Lightnin'" Gore
- The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist in the Dark Glasses Who Won't Admit That He Was Formerly Known As John Tesh And is Now Playing Barrelhouse Boogie-Woogie To Earn A Buck
- John Lee Crackwhore
- Timmy "Up With People" Perkyman
- Tie: "Portly Dan" Aykroyd & Bruce "Shinehead" Willis
- Matt "Sleeping with Cameron Diaz" Dillon
- Winston P. "Sunshine Man" Walthrop III, King of the Cape Cod Blues
- Tiny Red Johnson
- Screamin' Josh Rabinowitz
- Mack "Crusty Underthings" Morton
- Stanley "Stank Ass" Wilson
- Bawlin' Wimp
and the Number 1 Worst Blues Singer Name...
- Luther "Kill Me, Just Kill Me" Johnson
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Selected from 183 submissions from 64 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 1 (7th #1)
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 3
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 (Hall of Famer)
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 (Hall of Famer)
- M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 6
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 7 (Hall of Famer)
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 7
- Matt Chaput, Calgary, Alberta, Canada -- 7
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 8
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 9
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 9
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 10
- Tom Bestor, Oakland, CA -- 11
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 11
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 12
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 13
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 14
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 14
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 15
- Tom Louderback, Boston, MA -- Topic
- Nathan Hansar, Australia -- Banner tag
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up List Name
- Chris White, Back in the USA -- List Owner/Editor Hall of Famer
- Michael "Bad Toupee" Bolton, New Haven, CT -- Ambience
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