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The list that will send you straight to hell.
October 21, 1998
The Top 13 Acronyms Least Used In Personals Ads
- UYFSOMWPOV -- Ugly Yet Financially Secure Older Male With Plenty Of Viagra
- JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike
- POJHFC -- President Of Jesse Helms Fan Club
- CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President
- MSG S/G W/B M/F KOP WPFYB -- Moonwalking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys
- RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor
- HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict With Great Sense Of Humor
- VEBJ -- Very Expensive Boob Job
- STLSM -- Showtune Loving Straight Male
- SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has Blown The President
- EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick
- WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack And Drives A Pinto
and the Number 1 Acronym Least Used In Personals Ads...
- WSFBFC -- Will Screw Fat Bastards for Cash
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Selected from 134 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 1 (6th #1) Email
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 2
- Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA -- 3 Email
- David Bryant, Columbia, MD -- 4 Email
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 4 Email / Website
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 5, 8, 13 Email / Website
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 6 Email / Website
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 7 Email
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 9 Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 10 Email
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 11 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- Banner Tag
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- R.E.M., Athens, GA -- Ambience
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