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Results may be off by as much as 3 percentage points.
October 28, 1998
The Top 12 Ways To Annoy A Trekkie
- Paint his Spock ears red for that "embarrassed Vulcan" look.
- Interrupt James Doohan's convention speech by shouting, "Beam me up, Tubby!"
- Tell her you've seen butthair more realistic that Kirk's toupee.
- Tell him that it sounds like his Geo Metro's antimatter injection tubes are out of phase balance with the warp coils, then watch him go nuts trying to run a level one diagnostic.
- Wear the Star Fleet badge upside down and loudly proclaim, "I am the Anti-Kirk!"
- Point out that asking a women if she fancies a Romulan ale whilst wearing your Klingon head prosthetic and ill-fitting Federation Uniform is a terrible way to pull chicks.
- Ask him why the phrase "gettin' to third base" is curiously absent from his Klingon glossary.
- Tell him that in a parallel universe, women don't get nauseous at the sight of him.
- Constantly remark that the relationship between Spock and Kirk has definite homosexual overtones.
- Say "Captain, I'm sensing a profound feeling of... geekiness."
- Haul him into to court and threaten to end his virtual monopoly on PC operating systems.
and the Number 1 Way To Annoy A Trekkie...
- When she asks if you'd like fries with that, reply "Make it so, ho!"
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