A breakfast burrito for your mind.
November 3, 1998
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
FOR THE CULTURALLY IMPAIRED: "CHiPs" was a TV series back in the
late 70s about two California Highway Patrol motorcycle cops.
They recently resurrected it as CHiPs '99.
The Top 13 Surprises in CHiPs '99
- "Ponch?" Better make that "Paunch."
- Unlike most California cops, Ponch and Jon still spend their time helping little old ladies across the street instead of beating the hell out of illegal aliens.
- Innovative new Zsa Zsa Cam!
- Bold casting of Rodney King as the internal affairs lieutenant.
- The guys have to stop the car chase every few minutes to pee.
- Guest appearance by Bob Dole as "Louie the Snitch."
- Although Ponch & John aren't riding motorcycles anymore, they seem to be wearing a lot more leather.
- Less high speed chases and stunts, MORE DONUTS!
- Ponch and Jon now *own* Harley Davidson, courtesy of 20 years of skimmed cash from drug busts.
- Ponch's gut now able to shift gears all by itself.
- After hours, Ponch and Jon meet up with Dragnet's Joe Friday and Bill Gannon and Adam-12's Jim Reed and Pete Malloy at the local gay bar. "CUFF 'EM, DANNO!"
and the Number 1 Surprise in CHiPs '99...
- When Ponch mounts a hog these days, we're not talkin' motorcycles.
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Selected from 103 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1, 12 (5th #1) Email
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD -- 3
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4 Email
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 4, 11 Email
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 5 Email
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 6
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 8, 12 Email
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 9
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 9
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 10 Email
- Ward Bahner, Kansas City, MO -- 12 Email / Website
- Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 12
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 12 Email / Website
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 12
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 12 Email / Website
- Eric Gemunder, New York, NY -- Topic
- Gary Smith, Florissant, CO -- Banner Tag
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- Runner Up List Name Email
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- Runner Up List Name Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Village People, New York, NY -- Ambience
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