Recommended By 4 Out Of 5 Proctologists
November 6, 1998
The Top 13 Signs Your Radio "Psychiatrist" has Posed Nude
- Her station's new slogan: "More Talk, Less Clothes!"
- Her cure for people's fear of public speaking no longer requires any imagination.
- Photo on her driver's license taken by Bob Guccione.
- Pompous elitist attitude a direct result of the camera making her look 10 lbs. heavier.
- Her standard on-air greeting: "This is Dr. Laura, and I'm naked."
- Now rails on the importance of keeping all nine commandments.
- "Hello, this is Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I am my children's hypocritical, adulterous, boney-assed mom."
- Her nickname in the studio? "Dr. Bareassinger."
- That twirling tassel she uses for hypnosis.
- She ends your session with, "You know, Hef has a couch just like this."
- Insists on being called "Dr. November 1978"
- Keeps asking, "Does this notepad make my ass look big?"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Radio "Psychiatrist" has Posed Nude...
- Screams "How 'bout them Yankees?!" every time a caller mentions nude photos.
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Selected from 71 submissions from 25 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 1 (1st #1!) Email
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 2 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3, 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 4
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 5 Email
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 8 Email
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 9 Email / Website
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 9 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 11
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 12, Runner Up list name
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 13 Email / Website
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- Banner Tag Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- The T5L Posse -- Topic
- Ginger Spice, London, England -- Ambience
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
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