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Pull Up, Then Down
November 13, 1998
The Top 14 Dream Wrestling Matches
- Michael "The Glove" Jackson
-vs-
George "The Hand" Michael
- Bob "Hacksaw" Vila
-vs-
Martha "Doily Queen" Stewart
- "The First Lady"
-vs-
"The Most Recent Lady"
- Edward Scissorhands
-vs-
John Bobbitt
- Carrot Top
-vs-
Bugs Bunny
- Drescher
-vs-
Gottfried
-- in a Zero-Contact Whine-a-thon Death Cage Match!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
-vs-
The English Language
- Pat "Captain Vanilla" Sajak
-vs-
Alex "Oh, I'm Sorry" Trebek
- Bill "The Adulterer" Clinton
-vs-
Bill "The Atoner" Clinton
- Monica "Hummer" Lewinsky
-vs-
Orrin "We Still Call it Sodomy in This State" Hatch
- The Norelco Santa
-vs-
the Mach3 Studmuffin
- Vanilla Ice
-vs-
The Crips
- Ron "McBigfoot" McDonald
-vs-
Colonel "Open A Can o' Whup-Ass" Sanders
and Top5's Number 1 Dream Wrestling Match...
- The predominantly female and nearly naked "Baywatch" cast
-vs-
The predominantly male and socially awkward Top5 contributors
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Selected from 94 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 1 (4th #1)
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 2
- Rich Taylor, Arlington, VA -- 3 Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5, 10 Email
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6 Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7, 9, Runner Up list nam Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 11
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 12
- Michelle Burke, San Francisco, CA -- 13
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Website
- Lori Carmona, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- They Might Be Giants, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience
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