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November 16, 1998

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list is a "Top5 Classic", originally published on July 3, 1996.

The Top 20 Rejected Children's Books


    1. Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?

    2. The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book

    3. The Frog Formerly Known as Prince

    4. Alice in WonderBraLand

    5. The Legend of Three-Card Monte

    6. 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie

    7. The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away

    8. Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland

    9. Where the Wildings Are

    10. The Little Big Book of Necrophelia

    11. The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book

    12. Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick

    13. The Crack House at Pooh Corner

    14. The Dummy's Guide to Crying

    15. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It

    16. Where's Waldo's Weewee?

    17. The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book

    18. Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help

    19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

      and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book...

    20. Furious George Delivers the Mail



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Selected from 166 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 1, Topic Email (1st #1)
  • Gerard McDonald, New York, NY -- 2 Email
  • Greg Bell, San Diego, CA -- 3 Email
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 4 Email
  • Brad Schreiber, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 Email (Rookie!)
  • Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 6 Email
  • David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 7, 13 Email
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA -- 8
  • Matthew Diamond, Holland, PA -- 9
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 10
  • Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 11
  • Chris McKenna, Malibu, CA -- 12, 17
  • David Sklar, New Haven, CT -- 14 Email / Website
  • Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY -- 15 Email
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 16 Email
  • Gail Celio, E. Lansing, MI -- 18
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 19 Email / Website
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA -- 20
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Who, London, England -- Ambience

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