As plagiarized by KISS-FM in Toledo!
November 17, 1998
The Top 13 Top 5 List Topics in the Year 2098
- Top 5 Reasons Dick Clark's Hair Is Still Brown
- Top 5 Signs Adam Sandler is Too Old to be Re-elected President
- Top 5 Signs Your Galactiball Team Won't Beat the Ganymede Cosmobots This Astroyear
- Top 5 Strom Thurmond Campaign Slogans
- Top 5 Revived Walt Disney Pet Peeves
- Top 5 Surprises on The Rolling Stones' New Tour
- Top 5 Signs You, Too, Might Be a Distant Relative of William Jefferson Clinton
- Top 5 Ways To Tell Your Parents You're Straight
- Top 5 Benefits of the USA/Microsoft Merger
- Top 5 Reasons to Pull the Life Support on the 110-Year-Old Olson Twins
- Top 5 Signs You Went Outside Without Your 250 SPF Sunblock
- Top 5 Things Hidden in Your Dinner Pill
and the Number 1 Top 5 List Topic in the Year 2098...
- Top 5 Signs Your Roommate's Sexdroid is in the Shop
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Selected from 129 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 1 (14th #1)
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 2, 10 Email
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA -- 3, 10
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 5 Email
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 6, 10 Email
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 7
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 10 Email
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 10
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 10 Email / Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA -- 10 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 10 Email / Website
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 10 Email
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 10
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 10, 13
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 11, Topic
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 13
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 13 Email
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Zager & Evans, whereabouts unknown -- Ambience
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