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Now with LeakGuard!
November 30, 1998
The Top 13 Little Known Phobias
- "Hey, this is a nude beach! I ain't getting in that cold water!" -- Shrinkaphobia
- "Get that #$%#-ing vodka bottle away from me!!" -- Carmenelectraphobia
- "He's coming straight for us--with his left turn signal on!" -- Oldfartophobia
- "You have to push 'Start' to turn the damn computer off?!" -- Windophobia
- "I won't go to your frat house to eat gyros and watch a tape of the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra on your old Sony VCR!" -- ThetaFetaMehtaBetaphobia
- "Tonight on Paramount: 'Come quickly Gabrielle! We must s" -- Xenaphobia
- "NO!! Don't call the plumber!!!" -- Buttcrackophobia
- "No, I don't want to watch 'Friends'. That blonde chick freaks me out." -- Phoebephobia
- "Uhm, Doctor, why are you putting on that rubber glove?" -- Probeophobia
- "You're busy Saturday? Well, how about next weekend then?" -- Rentanotherpornophobia
- "It's NOT my imagination! Senator Helms is looking at me *that* way again!" -- Homophobophobia
- "Wait! If we impeach him, then the new President will be..." -- aGoreophobia
and the Number 1 Little Known Phobia...
- "Honey, I bought a Corvette!" -- Smallpeniphobia
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Selected from 91 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (20th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 2 Email / Website
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2 Email / Website
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Email / Website
- Kate McClare, Ft. Lauderdale, FL -- 3, 8
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4, Runner Up list name
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Rick Welshans, Alexandria, VA -- 7 Email
- Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 8
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 8
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10 Email
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 10, 11 Email / Website
- Natasha Filipovic, New York, NY -- 12 Email
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic Email
- Pam Howell, Williston, FL -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Tears for Fears, London, England -- Ambience
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