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December 3, 1998
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Top5 explores the world of rap! Here's Part I...
The Top 14 Least Popular Rap Songs
- "Baby Got Clap"
- "Top o' The Morn to You Too, Officer"
- "Let Us Reflect Calmly on Our Differences and Avoid Conflict at All Costs" by Grand ChessMaster Irving
- "NHL!!! (It's where it's at!)"
- "Actually, Maybe I'm Not All That Great, and My Sexual Prowess is Average at Best"
- "My New Minivan is Phat, Yo!"
- "Ol' Dirty Bacarach"
- "I'll Gladly Turn Down the Volume if it's Bothering You"
- "I Feel Good When My Ho Comes First"
- "'G' is for Gangsta, and GAY!"
- "So You Touched It. Betcha Can't Touch THIS..."
- "Dust, Dust, Bunnies"
- "Gimme Sum Dat Madeline Albright Boo-tay!"
and the Number 1 Least Popular Rap Song...
- "Smack My Bitch Up! But Then Apologize Because It Wasn't The Ho's Fault Cuz I Wuz Really Projectin' My Feelings For My Whack Boss Onto Her And That Ain't Cool, G!"
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Selected from 126 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 1 (10th #1) Email
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 2 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 3 Email
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 4
- Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 5 Email
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 6
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 7, 10, Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 9
- R.M. Weiner, Valencia, CA -- 10 Email
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 11 Email
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 12 Email
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 14 Email
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Banner Tag
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Raw Stylus, whereabouts unknown -- Ambience
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