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Stop! One more click and the monkey gets it!
December 14, 1998
CELEBRITY WEEK, DAY 1
Today's celebrity week list was compiled
by Jenni from Jennicam.
The Top 15 Bad Things About Having
Your Life Broadcast on the Internet
- Women write in to reassure you that it's no big deal -- it happens to lots of men.
- Cashiers refuse to accept your URL as photo ID.
- It's no longer just your small circle of friends who know that you have no life.
- You've just committed a murder and now you've got to kill all those pesky witnesses.
- Ex-boyfriends always seem to know exactly which of their shirts and CDs you still have.
- You get the eerie feeling you're being watched, even before you start doing bong hits.
- Much harder to juggle both boyfriends *and* the girlfriend.
- New higher resolution monitors compel more frequent dusting and vacuuming.
- Faked orgasms now subject to critiques by impartial observers.
- Email from strangers telling you you'll go blind from doing that.
- The whole damn family logs on right when you start wrapping the Christmas presents.
- You're playing solitaire, the phone rings, and it's some geek saying, "Play the red jack on the black queen."
- The "visiting a sick friend" excuse doesn't quite work when millions of people know that you were really playing Freecell in your jammies.
- Web-savvy Jehovah's Witnesses aren't fooled when you don't answer the door.
and the Number 1 Bad Thing About Having Your Life Broadcast on the Internet...
- Rip-off artists in Toledo are living the exact same life as you without giving you credit.
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Selected from 125 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 1 (13th #1)
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 3 Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 5, 12 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 6 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 8
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 9 Email
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 10 Email
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 11 Email
- Steve Maybo, Carlsbad, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 14 Email
- Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 15
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- Banner Tag Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Jennifer Ringley, Washington, DC -- Guest Moderator Website
- Tommy Tutone, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience
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