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December 15, 1998

CELEBRITY WEEK, DAY 2
Today's celebrity week list was compiled
by Chip Rowe, The Playboy Advisor!.

The Top 15 Christian Coalition-Approved
Nicknames for Breasts


    1. Democrat Catchers

    2. NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)

    3. Pastor Baiters

    4. Mounds of Shame

    5. Heavenly Canteens

    6. Pearly Weights

    7. Hooteronomies

    8. Pizza Pizza

    9. Sweater Undulations

    10. The Daughters of Lactiticus

    11. Racks of lambs of God

    12. Communion Woofers

    13. First and Second Mammalonians

    14. Pamela 36:D

      and the Number 1 Christian Coalition-Approved Nickname for Breasts...

    15. Beelzeboobs



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Selected from 164 submissions from 59 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (12th #1)
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 2 Email
  • Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 2
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 3 Email
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 6
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 7 Email
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 8
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 9 Email / Website
  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 10 Email / Website
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 12 Email
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 13 Email / Website
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 14 Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
  • Pam Howell, Williston, FL -- Banner Tag
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name, RU list name Email / Website
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Chip Rowe, Playboy Mansion -- Guest moderator
  • The Hooters, Philadelphia, PA -- Ambience

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