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For recreational use only.
December 16, 1998
CELEBRITY WEEK, DAY 3
Today's celebrity week list was compiled
by ex-MTV VJ Adam Curry!
The Top 15 Signs Your Neighbor is an ex-MTV VJ
- "Pool parties" consist of paunchy Billy Idol, Andrew Ridgely and Billy Squier sitting around in Speedos talking about the good ol' days.
- Perky? Check.Cute? Check.Named Martha? Check.Can't sew doilies or make potpourri? Check!
- At neighborhood watch meetings, never says much of anything besides, "Heh-heh. That would be cool."
- Big hair sometimes blocks out the sunlight to his marijuana garden.
- Those windowsill flower pots look an awful lot like upside-down 80's Madonna breast cones.
- Constantly fertilizing the yard in "Cat in the Hat" headgear and "I don't have a small penis" T-shirt.
- Actually seems to understand what that Jesse guy is saying.
- Bumper sticker on his car: "Internet Killed the Video Star"
- Even though he's in his forties, every year he and Eddie Money try to drag you down to Mexico for Spring Break.
- He keeps auditioning for a part on "Real World Detroit."
- Every month, another garage sale with nothing but hundreds of "A-ha" albums.
- Seems overly excited about his latest "gig" as guest celebrity moderator for some lame Internet humor list.
- Impressive ability to weave old MTV stories into Amway pitch.
- Knows every video, performer, song, and album title, but can't remember to call you anything but "Dude."
and the Number 1 Sign Your Neighbor is an ex-MTV VJ...
- Sits in front of his TV, screaming "You call that a !@#$%& *intro*?!!?!!?" at VH-1.
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Selected from 133 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 1 (9th #1) Email
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 2 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 3, 11 Email / Website
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 4 Email
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 5 Email
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 6 Email / Website
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 7 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 8
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 8 Email / Website
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 9 Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 13, 15 Email / Website
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 14 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15 Email
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
- Brian Auten, Tecumseh , MI -- Banner Tag
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Adam Curry, New York, NY -- Guest moderator
- Flock of Seagulls, Liverpool, England -- Ambience
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