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December 18, 1998
CELEBRITY WEEK, DAY 5
Today's celebrity week list was compiled
by adult film/video star & webmistress Asia Carrera!
The Top 15 Porn Goddess Pet Peeves
- Recent flood of scripts with scenes involving cigars.
- Your SAG card isn't as impressive as it could be because it bears the name "BUSTY CHIXX."
- Video sales dropped 20% after Starr Report posted on the Web.
- Wow! I can't believe that a gorgeous adult video queen is *actually* reading one of my submissions!! I'm sorry -- what was the question?
- Inconsiderate jerk co-stars who grab the refried bean lunch special at the studio commissary.
- Auto mechanic always over-stressing the words pump, hose, fill and lube when he works on your car.
- Can't enjoy a simple hot dog without thinking about work.
- Friggin' plumber always seems to break more than he fixes, conveniently guaranteeing himself weekly visits to the house.
- Chauffeurs who keep asking if you want your top down.
- Mail keeps getting misdelivered ever since you named yourself after a continent.
- Directors who think that putting a girl on her knees on a rock-hard pool table under burning hot set lights for 5 hours straight with the ugliest partner known to man will make for a really erotic sex scene.
- Those embarrassing "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day" moments.
- Trying to remove that piece of glued-on, strategically placed black paper after the magazine photo shoot.
- All that pesky dialogue -- was my line "yes, yes, oh baby!", or "oh baby, yes, yes!"?
and the Number 1 Porn Goddess Pet Peeve...
- IRS auditors who keep demanding tangible evidence for "proof of employment."
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Selected from 143 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 1 (7th #1) Email
- Asia Carrera, Los Angeles, CA -- 2, 5, Guest moderator (Rookie! Er, sort of.) Website
- Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 3 Email (Rookie!)
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 4 Email
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 8 Email
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 9 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 11, HM list name, RU list Email / Website
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 12
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 13
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 14
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 15
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Kenny Smith, Auburn -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Tommy Lee & Vince Neil, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience
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