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December 23, 1998

The Top 15 New Slogans for the Democratic Party


    1. Okay, he's a hound -- But he's OUR hound!

    2. Vote for Our Guy or These Dole Viagra Pictures Hit the Internet

    3. If the Dome is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

    4. When the going gets tough, we bomb Iraq.

    5. So spank us!

    6. It's Not Our Fault All the Good Ones Get Shot

    7. Our Pants May Fall, But Your 401(K) Value Won't!

    8. Felonies Dismissed While You Wait

    9. Slide your fine ass over here and give us a vote, Darlin'!!

    10. Mmmmmmm... peachy!

    11. Oh, So You Wanna Play Rough, Huh?

    12. C'mon -- We Didn't Know He Was THAT Horny

    13. We've Got Cigarfignugen!

    14. Impeach THIS!!!

      and the Number 1 New Slogan for the Democratic Party...

    15. Laid in America



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  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1 (6th #1) Email
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 2 Email
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 5
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 6 Email
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 7 Email
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 8, Runner Up list name Email
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 9, 14
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 11 Email
  • Tim McKemy, Chandler, AZ -- 12 Email
  • JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 13
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic Email
  • Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Eddie Murphy & Rick James, Hollywood -- Ambience

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