January 3

New Year's Day Carols

January 5

Headlines We'd Rather Not See in 2006 (Part I)

January 6

Headlines We'd Rather Not See in 2006 (Part II)

January 7

Businesses Jesus Would Patronize

January 9

Cookies in Hell

January 10

How-To Books to Avoid

January 11

Signs Your Hollywood Career Is Over (Part I)

January 11

Signs Your Hollywood Career Is Over (Part II)

January 12

Gay Cowboy Movies (Part I)

January 13

Gay Cowboy Movies (Part II)

January 13

Gay Cowboy Movies (X-rated)

January 17

Easiest Jobs in Show Business

January 18

Sports Phrases Used During the Sex Championships

January 19

Signs Your Supreme Court Nomination Hearings Aren't Going Well

January 20

Problems With Your New Face Transplant

January 23

Signs Your Showbiz Career Isn't Taking Off

January 25

Excerpts From Embellished Memoirs

January 26

Unfortunate Celebrity Pet Names

January 27

Cell Phone Movies (Part I)

January 30

Cell Phone Movies (Part II)

January 31

Differences If the World Were Ruled by Robots