February 2
"Sorry Your Team Lost the Super Bowl" Greeting Cards
February 3
Surprises in the Super Bowl Halftime Show
February 4
Things Overheard During the Lingerie Bowl
February 5
Most Realistic Video Games for Teenagers
February 6
Items on Janet Jackson's To-Do List
February 9
Signs You're the Unluckiest Person on Earth
February 10
Signs a Cartoon Character Is Getting Old
February 11
Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs
February 12
Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part I)
February 13
Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part II)
February 16
Holiday -- no list today
February 17
Predictions for 2004 (Part I)
February 18
Predictions for 2004 (Part II)
February 19
Rhymes in the Al-Qaeda Rap Song
February 20
Things Celebrities Are Giving Up for Lent
February 23
Lessons We've Learned in 10 Years of Doing This
February 24
List Submissions Found Behind the TopFive Refrigerator
February 25
Things Overheard at TopFive's 10th Anniversary Party
February 26
Reasons We Love Disco
February 27
Signs Your Sergeant Is a Commie