March 1
Complaints of Boy-Band Astronauts
March 4
TRULY Surprising Celebrity Revelations
March 5
Features of the Britney Spears Video Game
March 6
Reinvented Words (Part I)
March 7
Reinvented Words (Part II)
March 8
Current Events Limericks
March 11
Features of a Windows Car
March 12
Signs Your Parents Are Hippies
March 13
Pick-Up Lines Used by God (Part I)
March 14
Pick-Up Lines Used by God (Part II)
March 15
Worst People to Start a Relationship With
March 18
Heaven's Band Member Complaints (Part I)
March 19
Heaven's Band Member Complaints (Part II)
March 20
Terrorism Alert Levels
March 21
Celebrity Boxing Matches We'd Love to See
March 22
Signs You're Unfit to Be a Grandparent
March 25
Surprising Academy Awards Handed Out on Sunday
March 26
Tipper Gore Campaign Slogans
March 27
New Euphemisms for Passing Gas
March 28
Activities On-Board the Wal-Mart Dream Cruise
March 29
Appropriate Deaths for TV Characters