March 1
Signs Your Radio "Psychiatrist" Has Posed Nude
March 2
Differences If I, Chris White, Were President (Part I)
March 3
Oscar Predictions
March 6
Secret Thoughts of the Oscar Statuettes
March 7
Differences If I, Chris White, Were President (Part II)
March 8
Signs Your Guardian Angel Doesn't Like You (re-run)
March 9
Products You Should Leave on the Supermarket Shelf (X-rated)
Products You Should Leave on the Supermarket Shelf (R-rated)
March 13
Rejected Opening Lines for Novels (Part I)
March 14
Rejected Opening Lines for Novels (Part II)
March 15
Least Popular Rap Songs (Part I/re-run)
Least Popular Rap Songs (Part II/re-run)
March 16
Signs You're in a "Twilight Zone" Episode
March 17
Songs Played on WHOR (R-rated)
Songs Played on WHOR (X-rated)
March 20
Tourist Attractions in Hell (Part I)
March 21
Tourist Attractions in Hell (Part II)
March 22
Christian Coalition-Approved Nicknames for Breasts (re-run)
March 23
Bogus Charities
March 24
Pieces of Bad Advice for Expectant Parents
March 27
Signs It's Time to Move Out of Your Parents' House
March 28
Bad Choices for a Nom de Porn (R-rated)
Bad Choices for a Nom de Porn (X-rated)
March 29
Super Powers Most Coveted by Dogs (re-run)
March 30
Signs You Just Aren't Paying Attention
March 31
Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitches