April 1
Things Overheard While Top5 List Contributors are Having Sex
April 2
Songs on John Ashcroft's Greatest Hits CD
April 3
Brooklyn Weight-Loss Slogans
April 4
Signs Your Community Theatre Production Isn't Going Well
April 5
Celebrity Sandwiches
April 8
Turn-Ons/Turn-Offs of Enron Women
April 9
Signs the Cast of Friends Is Getting Burned Out
April 10
Pirate Pick-Up Lines
April 11
"SlamBall" Rules
April 12
Signs Your Pet Is Losing Its Mind (Part I)
April 15
Signs Your Pet Is Losing Its Mind (Part II)
April 16
Signs a Politician Might Be Crooked
April 17
Porno Sitcom Titles (X-rated version)
Porno Sitcom Titles (R-rated version)
April 18
Bad Things About Dating a Monkey
April 19
Other Names for Yugoslavia
April 22
Things on Robert Blake's To-Do List
April 23
Things Overheard at Ozzy Osbourne's White House Dinner
April 24
Rejected Lines from Fairy Tales (Part I)
April 25
Rejected Lines from Fairy Tales (Part II)
April 26
Things That Come with the Osama bin Laden Doll
April 29
Signs It's Time for a Pro Athlete to Retire
April 30
Snippets of Dialog from Saddam Hussein's Romantic Play