April 1
The Top 25 Whatever
April 2
Features of a Car Designed for Women
April 5
George W. Bush Campaign Slogans We'd Like to See
April 6
John Kerry Campaign Slogans We'd Like to See
April 7
No list published
April 8
Signs a School Lunch Has Been Spiked
April 9
Signs an Airline No Longer Gives a Crap
April 12
Movies About Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime Show
April 13
Phrases Trademarked by Celebrities
April 14
Personal Ads Placed by Animals
April 15
Rediscovered Episodes of Classic TV Shows
April 16
Scenes in The Passion of the Scientologists
April 19
Books Written for Children of Liberals
April 20
Books Written for Children of Conservatives
April 21
Cereals for Substance Abusers
April 22
Rejected Commandments (Part I)
April 23
Rejected Commandments (Part II)
April 26
Least Cool Ways to Die
April 27
Signs You're a Slut
April 28
Things One Might Hear on NRA Radio
April 29
Celebrity Contributions to Humanity
April 30
Manufactured Controversies