April 1
Amazing-but-True Facts!
April 4
Johnnie Cochran Epitaphs
April 5
Signs You've Gone to the Wrong Tattoo Parlor (re-run)
April 6
Band Sequels (Part I)
April 7
Band Sequels (Part II)
April 8
Signs Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced
April 11
Things Blocking You From Becoming the Next Pope
April 12
Differences if the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland (re-run)
April 13
Bad Directives to Put in Your Living Will
April 14
Rejected International Sports Team Names (re-run)
April 15
Small Ways to Get Even
April 18
Excuses for Licking Someone's Head
April 19
Signs You're About to Be Fired (re-run)
April 20
Names for the Mall Prostitution Store (R-rated)
April 21
Names for the Mall Prostitution Store (X-rated)
April 22
Worst Ways to Celebrate Earth Day
April 25
Things Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding
April 26
Good Things About Going to Hell, Part I (re-run)
Good Things About Going to Hell, Part II (re-run)
April 27
Reasons to Replace the Leader of a Nation
April 28
Excuses Used for Getting Out of a Speeding Ticket(re-run)
April 29
Signs You Are Worshipping GodZILLA, Not God