August 1-3
on hiatus
August 4
Things Overheard at a Naked Biker Rally
August 5
Signs Larry King Has Lost His Mind
August 6
Questions Asked by Someone Who Just Awoke From a 19-Year Coma
August 7
Historical Spam Subject Lines
August 8
Movie Quotes Translated to Haiku (Part I)
August 11
Movie Quotes Translated to Haiku (Part II)
August 12
Things Heard on Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
August 13
Signs You're Drinking a Chick Beer
August 14
Snippets of Bad Film Noir Dialogue (Part I)
August 15
Snippets of Bad Film Noir Dialogue (Part II)
August 18
Things Overheard in New York City During the Blackout
August 19
Rejected Flash Mob Events
August 20
Things You'll Never Say a Second Time
August 21-22
out of commission -- technical difficulties
August 25
Penis Dishes (X-rated version)
Penis Dishes (R-rated version)
August 26
Arnold Schwarzenegger/Gary Coleman Campaign Slogans
August 27
Angelyne/Mary Carey Campaign Slogans
August 28
Gallagher/Larry Flynt Campaign Slogans
August 29
Peter Ueberroth/Arianna Huffington/Mathilda Spak Campaign Slogans