August 1

Signs Your High School Reunion Is Going Badly

August 2

Bad Romance Novel Metaphors or Similes (re-run)

August 3

Proposed Movies Starring Mel Gibson (Part I)

August 4

Proposed Movies Starring Mel Gibson (Part II)

August 7

Things Overheard at the Anderson/Rock Wedding

August 8

Positive Aspects of a Scorching Heat Wave

August 9

Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence (re-run)

August 10

Web Acronyms We'd Like to See (Part I)

August 11

Web Acronyms We'd Like to See (Part II)

August 14

Signs You're Watching a Bad Romantic Comedy

August 15

Songs on Paris Hilton's CD

August 16

Pick-Up Lines Used by Prince Harry (re-run)

August 17

Posts on the Iranian President's Blog

August 18

Uses for 4,000 Barbie Dolls

August 21

Pickup Lines Used by MySpace Pervs

August 22

Signs You've Hired a Bad Nanny

August 23

Pet Peeves of Pets (re-run)

August 24

Sequels to "Snakes on a Plane" (Part I)

August 25

Sequels to "Snakes on a Plane" (Part II)

August 29

Mnemonic Devices We Could Have Used for a 12-Planet Solar System

August 30

Rejected Action Hero Catch Phrases (re-run)

August 31

Signs You're Dealing With a Real Assclown