August 1
Cities Named by Potheads (re-run)
August 2
Indications an Astronaut Is Drunk (Part I)
August 3
Indications an Astronaut Is Drunk (Part II)
August 6
Poor Responses to the Question "Are You Seeing Someone Else?"
August 7
Possibly Dangerous Toys
August 8
Signs Someone You Know Has Pirate Fever (re-run)
August 9
Signs a Survival Expert Is Faking It
August 10
Indications a Referee Is Crooked
August 13
Things We're Happy About
August 14
Things on Karl Rove's To-Do List
August 15
Things We Wish We Had Never Said (Part I)
Things We Wish We Had Never Said (Part II)
August 16
Proposed Product Renamings
August 17
Songs Van Halen *Should* Play
August 20
Signs the Fans Hate You
August 21
Historical Spam Subject Lines (re-run)
August 22
Songs on Michael Vick's iPod
August 23
Bill Murray Excuses
August 24
Things a Parent With Two Dozen Kids Might Say
August 27
Reasons Los Angeles Still Has No Professional Football Team
August 28
Barbie Porn Movies (R-Rated)
Barbie Porn Movies (X-Rated)
August 29
Desperate Tourism Slogans (re-run)
August 30
Revised Movie Quotes Used in Advertisements
August 31
Democrat Election '08 Bumper Stickers