September 1

Things Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises (R-rated)

September 1

Things Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises (X-rated)

September 4

holiday -- no list

September 5

Problems With Teaching a Dog to Drive

September 6

Sports Euphemisms for Death (re-run)

September 7

Real-World Translations of Marketing Slogans (Part I)

September 8

Real-World Translations of Marketing Slogans (Part II)

September 11

Alternate Names for a Smokers' Airline

September 12

Least Historically Accurate Moments in "The Path to 9/11"

September 13

Signs You're Having Trouble Adjusting to College (re-run)

September 14

Rejected Katie Couric Closing Lines

September 15

New Features to Perk Up iPod Sales

September 18

Wreath Inscriptions at Steve Irwin's Funeral (tasteful version)

September 18

Wreath Inscriptions at Steve Irwin's Funeral (tacky version)

September 19

Signs Your S.O. Is a Pirate

September 20

Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines (re-run)

September 21

Least Scary Horror Movies (Part I)

September 22

Least Scary Horror Movies (Part II)

September 25

Songs on the Naked Cowboy's Album

September 26

Differences in Hell Under President Bush

September 27

Things Overheard at Medieval Medical School (re-run)

September 28

Signs You've Thrown in With the Wrong Cult

September 29

Tourism Slogans for Nakedtown