October 1
Pieces of Creepy Wedding Advice
October 2
Books Banned from Public Schools (Part I)
October 3
Books Banned from Public Schools (Part II)
October 4
Euphemisms for Putting Your Parents in a Nursing Home
October 7
Worst Fortune Cookie Messages to Which toAppend the Words "In Bed"
October 8
Least-Loved Smurfs (Part I)
October 9
Least-Loved Smurfs (Part II)
October 10
Headlines on Hip-Hop CNN
October 11
Worst-Selling Bumper Stickers
October 14
Least Convincing Reasons to Start a War
October 15
Signs You've Purchased the Wrong Robot Maid
October 16
Worst Things to Say to a One-Night Stand the Next Morning
October 17
Signs You're About to Be Fired
October 18
Exhibits in the Museum of Sex
October 21
Code Names for the Invasion of Iraq
October 22
Campaign Slogans for a Blue Candidate
October 23
Reasons Married People Are Happier than Single People
October 24
Good Things About Being a Virgin
October 25
Least Popular Fitness Classes
October 28
Least-Loved Peanuts TV Specials (Part I)
October 29
Least-Loved Peanuts TV Specials (Part II)
October 30
Future Quotes from Grandparents
October 31
News Headlines Involving Monsters or Demons