October 1

Advantages of Cialis Over Viagra (Part I)

October 2

Advantages of Cialis Over Viagra (Part II)

October 3

Reasons for the Absurdly Long Delay of the TopFive Book

October 6

Poems About This Fan Letter

October 7

Songs About the California Recall Election

October 8

Changes in California Under Governor Schwarzenegger

October 9

Toys Banned by the Saudi Religious Police

October 10

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October 13

Upcoming David Blaine Stunts

October 14

God Billboards We'd Like to See (Part I)

October 15

God Billboards We'd Like to See (Part II)

October 16

Indications Your Family Camping Trip Isn't Going Well

October 17

Taglines for Movies Featuring Unlikely Action Heroes

October 20

Other Celebrity-Endorsed Products

October 21

Tips for Temporary Bachelors

October 22

Dishes Made With Poo (Mildly Disgusting version)

October 22

Dishes Made With Poo (Absolutely Sickening version)

October 22

Dishes Made With Poo (Certified Nausea-Inducing version)

October 23

In-Ring Putdowns by Wrestler Bill "The Bard" Shakespeare

October 24

Quotes From Animal Romance Novels (Part I)

October 27

Quotes From Animal Romance Novels (Part II)

October 27

Quotes From Animal Romance Novels (X-rated version)

October 28

Titles for the Roy Horn Tiger-Attack TV Movie-of-the-Week

October 29

Signs a Radio Talk Show Host Is on Drugs

October 30

Halloween Costumes That Net the Least Candy

October 31

Other Halloween Costumes That Net the Least Candy