October 1
Things Overheard at Last Night's Presidential Debate(Undecided version)
Things Overheard at Last Night's Presidential Debate(Righty version)
Things Overheard at Last Night's Presidential Debate(Lefty version)
October 4
Reasons to Shop for a Casket at Costco (Part II)
October 5
Signs Pamela Anderson Is Your Sunday School Teacher
October 6
Rejected Portions of the Dick Cheney Oath
October 7
Things Overheard at D&D's 30th Birthday Party
October 8
Ways Our Lives Would Be Different Without Numbers
October 11
Things Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell
October 12
Differences Between a Chicken's Neck and a Penis (R-rated)
Differences Between a Chicken's Neck and a Penis (X-rated)
October 13
Signs You're Drinking a Caffeinated Beer
October 14
Signs Your School Is Serving Liquor
October 15
Worst Lines From Romantic Comedies
October 18
Rejected Slogans for the Nader Campaign
October 19
Compromise Date Movies
October 20
Programs on PinkTV
October 21
Songs About Robots
October 22
Signs Your Co-Workers Have Discovered Your Secret Identity
October 25
Signs Florida Is Preparing to Screw Up the Election Again
October 26
Least Popular Halloween Treats
October 27
Reasons You Really Shouldn't Wear that Halloween Costume
October 28
Signs Your TV Is Posessed by Evil Spirits
October 29
Differences If the President Were an Animal