December 1

Signs Satan is Loose in Manhattan

December 2

Things Overheard in Seattle This Week

December 3

Signs You're Addicted to MTV

December 6

Favorite Redneck Movies

December 7

Hot Toys This Holiday Season

December 8

Signs the Santa at the Mall is Nuts

December 9

Reasons to Go to Work Naked

December 10

Upcoming NASA Projects

December 13

Signs You're On a Klan-Adopted Highway

December 14

Slogans for Legalized Marijuana

December 15

Rejected Game Show Ideas

December 16

Atheist Holiday Songs

December 17

Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes (Part I)

December 20

Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes (Part II)

December 21

Reasons It's Better to Shop Online

December 22

Items on the Gift Lists of Pets

December 23

Things on Charlie Brown's To-Do List

December 27

Things Overheard at the Office Holiday Party

December 28

Signs Your Neighbor is Preparing a Y2K Bunker

December 29

Things Overheard in the Year 2999

December 30

Least-Noticed Important Events of the Last 1000 Years