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Y2K Holiday Cards (page 1 of 4) You might at work, Mr. Geek, be a Y2K hero. But regarding your sex life, you're still double-zero. (Peter Bauer) This Y2K thing is a load of crap, And survivalists are a bunch of saps. But just in case things go helter-skelter, I've kidnapped Elle McPherson for your shelter. (Kris Johnson) Roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, roses are red... (Christopher Troise) Forget the toys, forget the games, forget the stuff from Whamm-O. Just bring a can of pork n' beans, a flashlight, and some ammo. (Dan Weckerly) NEXT ---» © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.