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Y2K Holiday Cards (page 2 of 4)
On Blitzen! On Donner!
On Dancer! On Prancer!
Say, do you have any openings
for a COBOL programmer?

(Scott Sistek)
You're armed to the teeth,
with food and bottled water,
waiting for the inevitable
Y2K slaughter.
You've barricaded yourself,
-- won't even let in 'ol Santa!
Why is it you kooks
always come from Montana?

(Peter Bauer)
'Tis the season
for hysteria and fear,
now that 2000
is drawing near.
So secure all goods
in your burg and your village,
before the militias
start to loot and pillage.

(Dave Wesley)
Here's to a happy new year,
I hope it's really neat.
Error: Card Aborted ->
Press Ctrl, Alt, and Delete

(John Gephart)
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