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Y2K Holiday Cards (page 3 of 4)
Christmas is
a time for caring,
a time when we
should all be sharing.
I hope this lasts
thoughout the new year,
'cause I may need
some ammo and beer.

(Ed Smith)
Do Not Open Befor--
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LINE INTERRUPTED

(Kris Johnson)
To my dear bigot neighbors,
who hate my ethnicity:
I bought a new shotgun
for when we lose electricity.

(John Gephart)
Did you hear the bad news
from near the North Pole?
Santa's sleigh crashed,
and it made a big hole!
It wasn't the presents
or an elf being defiant --
it turns out that Rudolph's
not Y2K compliant.

(Scott Sistek)
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