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Y2K Holiday Cards (page 3 of 4)
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Christmas is a time for caring,
a time when we should all be sharing.
I hope this lasts thoughout the new year,
'cause I may need some ammo and beer.
(Ed Smith)
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Do Not Open Befor--
hE^#PUd5feuCOMMAND LINE INTERRUPTED
(Kris Johnson)
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To my dear bigot neighbors,
who hate my ethnicity:
I bought a new shotgun
for when we lose electricity.
(John Gephart)
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Did you hear the bad news from near the North Pole?
Santa's sleigh crashed, and it made a big hole!
It wasn't the presents or an elf being defiant --
it turns out that Rudolph's not Y2K compliant.
(Scott Sistek)
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