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Holiday Cards for Bad Boys & Girls (page 1 of 3) NEXT ---» You offended my young daughter, when you flashed your third-grade weener. So here now is your Christmas gift: "Junior Edition Subpoena" (Peg Warner) You won't find any presents 'neath the tree on Christmas morn. 'Cause Santa knows who's good and bad and who's downloading porn. (Larry Hollister) If you failed to get diamonds, you threatened to moan. Use the coal in your stocking, to make some of your own. (Michael Sheinbaum) Though Mommy and Daddy on eggnog are plastered, they'll not forget you're a nasty little bastard. (Matt Loiselle) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.