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Holiday Cards for Bad Boys & Girls (page 2 of 3) «--- PREVIOUS    NEXT ---» We're sick of your tantrums and endless teasin'. You ignore ev'ry word we say. So while other kids get new toys this season, we've sold all of yours on Ebay. (Scott Sistek) I've checked my list twice, you have *not* been fine. And so you'll get a lump of coal, where the sun don't shine. (Mark Weiss) You have been naughty. You haven't been nice. So Santa won't visit 'til Hell's full of ice. (Tim McKemy) Dear Mary Kate & Ashley, No, you may not have another 15 minutes. Signed, Santa. (Michael Sheinbaum) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.