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Holiday Cards for Bad Boys & Girls (page 3 of 3) «--- PREVIOUS    Santa knows you hit the cat, he knows you hit the dog. But now he's off to hit the head -- he's making your yule log. (Jeff Johnson) You've been bad -- or so I hear. Please help Santa come this year. (Paul Schindler) The only thing you'll get this year? A stocking full of crap! Next time you visit Santa Claus don't piddle in his lap. (Larry Hollister, Marsha Clodfelter) Santa sees you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and there's still more: He knows about those things you do when you lock the bathroom door. (Dan Weckerly) © Copyright 1994-2010.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.