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Holiday Cards from Celebrities (page 1 of 3)
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Mike Tyson:
I wish you a Mewwy Kwismis,
I wish you a Mewwy Kwismis,
I wish you a Mewwy Kwismis,
an' a happy new ear.
(Larry Hollister)
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Dear Hillary,
Campaign swings, Bill is misting.
Talking trade, brow is glistening.
A dutiful plight, We're lonely tonight.
Walking in a Clinton Blunderland.
Happy Holidays, Al Gore.
(Michael Sheinbaum)
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Martha Stewart:
A nativity centerpiece
gives your meals class.
But if you touch my decor,
I'll throttle your ass.
(Rachel Blubaugh)
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Warren Beatty:
Have a Merry Christmas
and a Very Happy Chanukah.
If I become the President,
I hope you'll be my Monica.
(Jeff Scherer)
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