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OJ Simpson:
My holiday message
to all is no thriller.
It's time I 'fessed up --
I *am* the real killer.
(Peter Bauer)
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Pete Rose:
Make this Christmas season
a time of joy and fun.
I'm sure your cup
will brim with cheer --
I'll give ya' three to one!
(Dan Weckerly)
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Darryl Strawberry:
To my very CRACK!
dear CRACK! friend,
Best wishes CRACK!this
holiday CRACK! season.
(Kris Johnson)
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Hillary Clinton:
I'm newly empowered,
and far less tubby.
Merry Xmas from me
and my rat-bastard hubby.
(Mitch Berg)
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